Ruin a wish

You get your phone, but you'll let fall your phone and it will be broken.

I wish I get a great x-mas.

You can have your great Xmas, but unfortunately all your presents are faulty and fake.

I wish I had Pepsi.

You get your pepsi, but you spill it.

I wish I had a christmas card.

You get your Christmas Card, but it was written by the devil.

I wish I had Pepsi.

You get another pepsi, drink it but it was poisenous. :O

I wish I had a big house!

You have your big house, but in an earthquake it is destroyed.

I wish I had a Pepsi.

You get your third pepsi but it explodes!

I wish you would stop wishing for pepsi!

You get your wish about Tony not wishing for more Pepsis, but Tony doesn't keep it.

I want a Pepsi.

You get your pepsi, but you lost it...

I wish Sir Tony would shut up!

You get your wish about Tony shutting up, but he only does so for 1 second.

I wish I had a Pepsi.

You got your pepsi, but it was passed the drink-by date.

I wish Sir Tony will shut up about pepsi on this topic, forever!

Sir Tony shut up about Pepsi on this topic but started talking about Mountain Dew.
I wish I had a brand new car. (Ruin my wish and I kill you)

Brendan gets his flash new Mercedes CLS, but it breaks down.

I WISH I HAD A PEPSI!

I wish that this convo would get deleted.

This convo gets deleted but another one just like it starts up again.

I wish I had my Car back.

You get it back, but it's in pieces

I wish I could go one day without smiling.

You smile, but then realise that your school taught you the wrong description of smiling, and it turns out you've been frowning your whole life. People around you wonder why you're 'smiling' at them, and you lose all social acceptance.

I wish I became god.

(LMAO) You become God, but find out that your school has taught you the wrong meaning of the word and God is actually Satan in disguise


I wish everyone would stop saying they're depressed.

Everybody stops SAYING they're depressed, but they start SHOWING they're depressed by knifing somebody elses wrists instead of their own. Bex is arrested for causing all the chaos, and ends up knifing her own wrists in gaol with a toothpick.

I wish I had 10 more branches of the British Army, and they were FULL 24/7.

You get it, but you'll be hacked, and all those branches will be hacked too, so you lose everything you had. (How sad)

I wish I can go to the Hogwarts.

You go to Hogwarts, but Lord Voldermort uses the killing curse Avada Kedavra upon you, so you die.

I WISH I HAD A PEPSI.

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WISH DENIED

Lol, You get your pepsi, but whilst drinking it, a tooth comes out, you swallow your tooth, and slit your throat, You are taken the hospital ASAP, but it's too late.

I wish I could do whatever I want...Mwuhahahaha

You do whatever you want but you get killed (LOL?)

I wish I had my car back and it WASN'T in peices. (Bex...)